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If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.

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In formal introductions to royalty, I must not introduce my companions as just "The Other Guys". I am not the master of the low blow or the ro up. If I get that Yugo up to mph again, that's gonna get some doo. Druids are not against my religion. I cannot convince the Solo he has a cortex bomb when he really doesn't. I cannot insinuate allowde chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you? I am forbidden from monologuing. My last wish cannot be "I wish we were playing another game. I Escort bello use my time Webkinkz to hire Hitler a hooker inthus avoiding WW2.

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